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peetarue:

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

(via katintheattic)

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

(via theinquisitorial)

alarmingpenguin:

lokishappysolstice:

New York Times bestselling author John Green

it’s a metaphor, you see

alarmingpenguin:

lokishappysolstice:

New York Times bestselling author John Green

it’s a metaphor, you see

(Source: lokispygmypuff, via katintheattic)

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th, via katintheattic)

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via katintheattic)

theraceofspacewolves:

nedsseveredhead:

itsgayerinenochian:

igavvedit:

mohawkdandy:

hungryhungry-hipster:

someincoherentvitriol:

shavingryansprivates:

flaming slow motion tennis

here you go: physics porn

SCIENCE

Lost it over the last gif

can we talk about the donuts who filmed this tho

the people who filmed this are utter fools

image

But Gavin is in Rooster Teeth and Dan the man is in the British Military working with explosives…..
I’d say they did pretty well :3

(via theinquisitorial)

randomshizzlefosure:

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on youtube

randomshizzlefosure:

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on youtube

(via azkabanished)

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

(Source: lospaziobianco, via katintheattic)

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

(via angryblackman)

driven-by-music:

braydaaan:

Tumblr Employees, again, have fun with their terms and conditions.

god I fucking love tumblr

(via katintheattic)

geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

image

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

(via katintheattic)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via angryblackman)

mrrepzion:

mrrepzion:

generation-z0mbie:

RE: WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS

Three boys get told by this man

HOLY SHIT 14,000 REBLOGS!? 

So this is how my video has gotten 160,000 views? Thank you everyone who reblog this. I’ve never had a gif set go semi-tumblr-viral. its pretty cool. 

(via katintheattic)

johnlockedness:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fondueyourself:

must-be-a-thursday:

cecilianbaldwin:

what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS

and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A  DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE

This needs to be a thing

someone draw this with kid sherlock

someone draw it with full sized adult Sherlock

Someone draw this

(Source: dannydevites, via katintheattic)

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

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